EPM Mavericks

Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum"

(If you want ENTERPRISE peace, prepare for EPM Architectural war)

Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum"

(If you want ENTERPRISE peace, prepare for EPM Architectural war)

CONFESSION: I am one of the nicest ethical professionals you will ever come across – but I confess, I will be playing the Disruptive Rebel (Anti-Hero) role by painting my Maverick Tiger Ride in the Distorted EPM (Enterprise Performance Management) Reality fields of "New Normal." My objective is to create maximum controversy to open source better-refined ideas through this website to publish a book on “Make EPM Great Again”. Ninety-nine percent of the first-time audience will be turned away by the picture above. and the remaining one percent will cast the stones – I will use those stones for intellectual brainstorming to open source the foundation materials for this book and bring back rest of the 99 percent for their constructive wisdom.

EPM Mavericks

PROLOGUE

Portraying a Disruptive Rebel (Anti-Hero) role by painting Maverick Tiger Ride in the Distorted EPM (Enterprise Performance Management) Reality fields to "New Normal." The objective is to open source better-refined ideas through this Website to publish a book on "Make EPM Great Again." 

I will AXE Your Enterprise pre-WWW era EPM Cost at least in HALF and Transform into Hyperion 2.0 Profit Center Market Place Solution. I GUARANTEE THE BIG4 EPM ARCHITECTURE!

This Website consists of the following pages and subsections:

  1. EPM: The objective is to give a high-level overview of EPM's current and future state and how to think differently.

    • Current State of EPM: Pre-WWW Era EPM as Dysfunctional Frankenstein Zombies

    • Why you need to re-design to EPM Elysium

    • You need to Think Different because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.

  2. GOSPEL: The objective is to give a big picture of the Mystery on enterprise economic environment and how to prepare for the New Normal.

    • the Mystery: of the Economy and road less traveled by capitalizing the irrational exuberance in distorted bubbles

    • the Gospel: Why it is time to architect the 22nd century digital age New Normal Noah's EPM Ark in Apocalypse happening now.

    • New Normal of the Changing World Order: How to architect the enterprises in Geo-Political Economic Turbulences in "NEW NORMAL."

    • Why EPM Mavericks: I will AXE Your Enterprise pre-WWW era EPM Cost at least in HALF and Transform Your EPM into a Hyperion 2.0 Profit Center Market Place Solution. I GUARANTEE the BIG4 EPM Architecture!

    • the HALF TIME: Yeah, it is half time, and out second HALF is about to begin!

  3. MAVERICKS: The objective is to paint the picture about how I think differently and my road less traveled as an Architect in the distorted reality fields.

    • Think Different: Because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.

    • Over two & half decade Architecture background in the distorted reality fields of Fortune 100 Corporations in over forty countries including as a management consultant at BIG4 Consulting firm

    • Unique credentials and qualifications, from TOGAF to Clinton Global initiative Young Leadership program through GIFT (Global Institute for Tomorrow).

    • A brief history of EPM Mavericks nomadic Incarnations so far.

  4. SERVICES: Advisory Services offered, which includes: Executive Assessments, Execution, and Sustenance of your Enterprise

  5. SANCTUARY: Where you can visit, how you can follow and contact EPM Mavericks

  6. EVANGELIST: This is the blog section of EPM Mavericks

NOTE: Enterprise Performance Management (EPM) are typically CFO's suite of IT Systems like Financial Consolidation, Planning & Budgeting, BI, Strategic Finance, Financial Reporting, Master Data Management & Governance, etc. Most of these concepts are applicable across the Enterprise and in life – I just happened to pick EPM since that is where the $s are😊

​​Pre-WWW Era EPM
  • >90% of typical EPM Architectures today are built by so-called "Architect frogs in the well" on Penny Wise Pound Foolish foundation of rotten political egos of Finance, IT, Implementation partner, Offshore vendors, BIG4 PPTs... The bigger the FORTUNE (company size), the CRAPPIER  the EPM...​

  • >90% of typical First Time EPM Implementations are SCREWED UP

  • >90% of typical EPM survivors are dysfunctional Frankenstein Zombies from M&A, Reverse Mergers, Inversion, TESCM, BPO, Transformations, Layoffs, Outsourcing, and other modes of excessive financial engineering.

  • >90% Architecture of typical EPMs predates WWW – not designed for the Digital Age.

Dysfunctional Frankenstein Zombies

​Pre-WWW Era EPM

Why EPM Mavericks OneStream Evangelist?

- INTRODUCING THE NEXT GENERATION OF EPM 

"Consider your origin. You were not formed to live like brutes

but to follow virtue and knowledge."

-Dante Alighieri

  • IT/Business systems will evolve from Transactional->Operational-> Predictive Analytics AI BOTs (Robotic Automation in Cloud)

  • In addition to IT, traditional Accounting and most business functions (especially repetitive) are on the verge of automation by AI BOTs in cloud

  • Sadly, the Architecture of most EPM Technologies of today predates WWW (World Wide Web) – not designed for Digital Age.

​EPM in ELYSIUM

EPM in ELYSIUM

Transactional ​–> Operational –> Predictive AI BOTs

​“Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum"  (If you want ENTERPRISE peace,  Prepare for EPM Architectural war)

Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum"

(If you want ENTERPRISE peace,

Prepare for EPM Architectural war)

I will AXE Your Enterprise pre-WWW era EPM Cost at least in HALF and

Transform into Hyperion 2.0 Profit Center Market Place Solution

- I GUARANTEE THE BIG4 EPM ARCHITECTURE!

"Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes…

The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules…

You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them,

But the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things…

They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones,

We see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do."

— Steve Jobs (© 1997 Apple Computer, Inc.)

EPM Mavericks LLC:  

Metropolitan Tower, 310 S Michigan Ave, Chicago, IL. USA 60604 

Tel : +1-214-454-7254

EPM Mavericks LLC:  

Tel : +1-214-454-7254

Metropolitan Tower 

310 S Michigan Ave, Chicago, IL 

USA 60604